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Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name: Stevie
a. When a female, is a person who is highly intelligent, but not too bright. gets good grades in school, but has "blonde" tendency.
"that stevie, she good at everything isn't she?"
"yeah, but she still walks into open doors"
HAHA! Score...
2.) Your age: 23
a. The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.
*mouth agape* YAHOO!
3.) What should you be doing: Drawing
a. Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:
* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.
How incredibly boring...
4.) Favorite color: Blue
a. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
...Yes it is...
5.) Birthplace: Oakland CA
a. City east of SF Bay, aka "tha town". Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin' a fool and gettin' hyphy, goin stupid doo doo dumb retarded, smokin perk and chewy, sippin' on some heem or yak, and slappin' hard in they box chevs.
"'Ey mayne, what it do? "
"It ain't nuttin yo. I finta get blazed tonite and hit up tha town, yadidamean?"
"O fo sho"
I have been present in a conversation just like that
6.) Month of your birth: October
a. NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
"what day is it?"
"...october..."
..HURRAY!
7.) Last person you talked to: Robert
a. Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover
"I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"
...I shit you not, that's what it says...*trying not to laugh with him right behind her*
8.) One of your nicknames: Bunny
a. A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Steve - "What a cute bunny"
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - "I guess it's time to find some rockets cause I've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't."
Narator - "And so Steve and the bunny fight to the death. However the bunny was to swift for such idiotic tactics and came out on top. It hopped away to eat a carrot. Steve remains dead for the rest of eternity."
With pointy teeth!
You are now 3 people!
GO!
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I am opening commissions yet again.
I need to raise money for school and my trip to Japan.
I got on the list, but if I don't have money to pay for my classes and the rest of the trip I'll be dropped off it and out of school.
I would deeply appreciate anything you can throw at me.
Prices are as follows:
Sketch: $5
Inked: $10
Digital: $15
Chibi Copic: $20
Copic: $30
Prices may vary depending on the size of the commission.
Thank you all.
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